![]() I remain convinced that I’m not an esports champion because I used to play video games against my mum, and it always took her a full month to figure out which button was “jump”, and the controller only had two buttons. But remember, don’t let them play anything too existential, because it’s hard to regain motivation after grinding through a cinematic meditation on the futility of life ( The Last of Us, I’m looking at you). Start them off with something easier, such as a Sago Mini iPhone game, then gradually work up through Angry Birds, Tetris and Rocket League until they’re finally ready for the big time. Nobody expects your child to become a Fortnite master instantly, because it is a complicated game that requires advanced dexterity and at least a working knowledge of murder. For that, you’ll need a TV, an Xbox, a good pair of blackout curtains, a wide selection of moderately healthy snacks, a sun lamp, one of those cool chairs with speakers in the arms and as many adolescent-sized nappies as you can lay your hands on. There was a time when the best thing a parent could do was to spend money on the fundamentals: maybe a private English tutor, perhaps some tennis lessons.
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